Things My Dog Reno Would Do If He Could, Watch Video
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My dog is so special he would do all of these things, if he could.
#1. He would drive my truck, if he could.
#2. He would cook me a grilled cheese sandwich, if he could.
#3. He would vote, if he could.
#4. He would go to church, if he could.
#5.He would play the radio, if he could.
#6.He would clean the house. if he could.
#7.He would mow the yard, if he could.
#8. He would do the grocery shopping, if he could.
#9. He would wash the car, if he could.
#10. He would exercise for me if he could.
#11. He would pay the bills, if he could.
#12. He would do the laundry, if he could.
#13. He would go to college, if he could
#14. He would brush his teeth, if he could.
#15. He would wipe his butt, if he could.
#16. He would tell me what he thought, if he could.
#17. He would bring me a beer, if he could.
#18. He would go to the movies, if he could.
#19. He would get married, if he could.
#20. He would moon walk to Billie Jean, if he could.
#21. He would tell me to end this hub because it's so silly, if he could.
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Thanks drcrischasse, my wife and I are always coming up with things we think he would do if he could. LOL.
Sounds like a really cool dog, Ron !! Mine would just lay in front of the air conditioning vent. LOL
Thanks Chris, he would do that too if he could but our a/c vent is in the ceiling. LOL.
Thank you for a good laugh.
LOL! this is a really funny hub, I love it! thanks for being so unusual! ~aloha~
Obviously your dog adores you! Cute hub.
He would become a Hubber Elite writing about his love of nature,Lol;)
Hey, it might be silly but I liked it.
Your welcome Hello Hello, I'm glad you liked it.
Thanks Sa`ge, glad to make you laugh :)
Thanks Pamela99, yes he's my little baby.
Thanks Mentalist, yeah he takes after his daddy. He would write a hub if he could, good one.
Thanks Paradise7, I think it was about time for a silly one. Glad you liked it.
...lucky dog, though, to have someone like you ....... in his life!!!!
Thanks epigramman, I feel lucky to have him also, we have had a lot of good times together.
I always worry my Granddog will grow opposable thumbs, thanks for an enjoyable Hub
You're welcome Lilly and thank you for the comment. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
This was one hub I can really say I enjoyed! Nice little bit of projection going on there with your doggy. Maybe you would like someone to do all of those things for you, so you could sit back and relax. And Baily was a hoot! "Play Dead!"
Your hub is absolutely adorable. I'm a cat parent and know of where you speak if they could only . . . Animals are the only God made creatures that act as Christians. Totally loyal and love unconditionally. Wonderful hub.
Thanks Debby, yes I can sometimes be lazy but Reno is such a good little boy. He would do anything for me if he could.
Thanks pmccray, I feel the same way about all animals as you do. Thanks for the comment.
What a cute dog and thanks for making me smile. Sometimes I think dogs have more sense than we have! I know mine has. There's no way he'll do anything unless he wants to. He thinks to himself that it's too much effort, and he's better off just lounging around!
At least there things he would do if he could. My damned cats on the other hand...
Thanks surlyoldcat, I know your cats would do the same if they could. LOL.
Thank you pastella13, yes I believe we can all learn a lot from our pets if we just paid more attention.
What a cute dog great hub.
Thanks prettynutjob30, what a really cool name you have. I like that! Stop by anytime.
drcrischasse 18 months ago
Really funny.